sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

image

I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

(Source: m3lodigression, via lumos5001)

almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie

(Source: personal-writer-for-el-blanco, via jooferslannister)

luftangrepp:

florencefallon:

I was searching Star Trek parody accounts on Twitter and found this. Please tell me this is one of you and that you’re going to stick with it! Quality Janeway parody accounts are seriously lacking and outdated. This one appears to be brand new.

I wish I’d done it. Instant follow on that one.

luftangrepp:

florencefallon:

I was searching Star Trek parody accounts on Twitter and found this. Please tell me this is one of you and that you’re going to stick with it! Quality Janeway parody accounts are seriously lacking and outdated. This one appears to be brand new.

I wish I’d done it. Instant follow on that one.

(via jooferslannister)

ambisagrus:


no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

(via gaimez)