Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts
It all just sort of.. happened
One of the differences between Ten and Eleven that cracks me up is the way they react when they get kissed. When Eleven is kissed he’s like OMYGAAAH ASDFGHSDHKJ flail flail flail
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AHH WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS
OH I GET IT NOW LIKE THIS
THIS IS REALLY DIFFICULT
but when Ten is kissed he’s just like, “Cool, let’s make out.”
(he’s also good at initiating too)
this is a sneaking mission
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i like to now think of this post as if all the people who reblogged it are sneaking along with me
just a trail of sneaking
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“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.
|me:||whats your opinion on tampons|
|little brother:||they're little fuzzy sticks on strings|
|me:||then you are ultimately more mature than most boys|
|me:||for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina|
|little brother:||well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those|
|me:||that is a fantastic point|
If the entire media industry was female dominated, I’m pretty sure character portrayals would be no different with buff, muscular men being designed for girls to fantasise over and hot girls with large breasts would exist as part of a female power-fantasy. I just don’t understand how people just can’t get over this whole beauty and sexual paradigm that exists in society. Everyone would love to feel beautiful, everyone upholds certain fantasies of their own. Get over it.
omg women never do that ever
women wanted to watch magic mike because channing tatum has such a good personality and the plot was so compelling!
women read twilight and 50 shades of grey because that’s the pinnacle of modern literature
women go to clubs for gay/bi men because the food is really good okay?
women write slash fanfic because they’re good allies
teenage girls love One Direction because they are talented
women love Tom Daley because he’s a good swimmer
tumblrinas watch swimming anime because of the animation
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok