i-effed-it-all-up:

[opens book]

"(insert female here) was just a normal girl until a dark, mysterious, handsome boy entered her life"

[slamS BOOK SHUT, THROWS IT ACROSS THE ROOM, BURNS IT]

(via surprisebitch)

Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
Me: *breathes*
Mom: no
trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

(via shes-a-knock-out)

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

(via tambokazooie)

refined-grace:

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

I love this. I LOVE THIS. I love this. Children need to see this. Adults need to see this.

(Source: soph-okonedo, via amoying)

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

(via shes-a-knock-out)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier Trivia Click gifs for more trivia in captions

(Source: avengetheangels, via the--lawyer)

Girl: have you sucked dick before?
Grandma: no
Girl: why not
Grandma: because I take the holy Communion,.. stupid